Author Archives: John Swinburn

About John Swinburn

"Love not what you are but what you may become."― Miguel de Cervantes

Seventy-Seven

The rules of the game purposely befuddle, and they do, with the aim of parting the fool and his money. But when the fool has a mind like a razor and an eponymous implement, the rule maker rightfully trembles.

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Who We Are

Some people spend a lifetime trying to find out who they are. At some point, after years  of play acting, after decades of reacting to millions of outside influences, the fact that one’s own personality is buried deeply beneath layers of judgment and protectionism … Continue reading

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Seventy-Six

Imagine yourself in a wet, cold forest. The only green you can see are the few pine trees scattered among the leafless hardwoods.  Everything else around you are shades of brown and muted greys. Naked and alone, you shiver as … Continue reading

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If This, Then That

If only we teach the hungry to grow their own food, they will solve world hunger. If only we educate farmers about the effects of pesticides, they will clean our planet. If only we inform timber company executives about global warming, they … Continue reading

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Seventy-Five

Remember who laughed at you. Only then should you write your will.

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The Ides of March

In my opinion, the primary reason we know the ides of March is that Shakespeare incorporated the phrase “beware the ides of March” into Julius Caesar, a soothsayer’s warning to Caesar. His impending assassination by Brutus and Cassius would take place on … Continue reading

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Seventy-Four

Everything is important to somebody. Once that realization sinks it, it’s hard to seriously consider anything trivial. But, still, we do it.  I got word from a friend yesterday that her uncle died, a hard blow, especially for her father. … Continue reading

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Earned Pain

No matter what, you cannot earn forgiveness for the unforgivable. Some offenses are too hurtful, too brutal, too coarsely painful to warrant a shred of understanding, even a hint of defense. Knowing there’s no forgiveness, no way to ever earn it, no … Continue reading

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Pi Day and More Trivia

Yes, today is a once in a century event. It’s Pi Day.  Most years, it’s just 3-14.  But today it’s even better.  It’s 3-14-15, which won’t happen again for one hundred years.  And today is Albert Einstein’s birthday; he was … Continue reading

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Seventy-Three

If you are willing to learn, you will always be wiser in the next moment than you are now.

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Not Bothered by Paraskavedekatriaphobia

Tonight, we will attend “trivia night,” an event that supports an organization that, in turn, supports the Village library. We are sitting at one of two tables of eight organized by members of the Village Writers’ Club. Inasmuch as today … Continue reading

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Seventy-Two

After two nights in a row of truly odd dreams, I think I’ll be ready for some unmolested sleep tonight.  Last night’s dream involved cleaning some very dirty Romaine lettuce while planning to meet some Dallas friends for dinner in … Continue reading

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The Best Medical Care in the World

Among the many arguments against nationalized medicine is the suggestion that our “best medical care in the world” would suffer under nationalization.  Immediately following the assertion that nationalization would be an abysmal affront to humanity and would lead to long delays … Continue reading

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Left or Not

I just read a provocative article entitled #JeNeSuisPasLiberal: Entering the Quagmire of Online Leftism, that articulates, in a way I have been incapable of doing, the odd antagonisms between what is broadly called “the left.” David Auerback, the author, argues that people … Continue reading

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Wrong Brand

You can narrowly miss the wall when you aim right for it.  That suggests, of course, you  may have selected the wrong brand of tequila.

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Seventy-One

Anger weighs more than joy, but if you drop both of them from a tall building, they’ll hit the ground at the same time.

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Those Days

Some days you don’t want to go home.  You want to leave.  You want to drive and drive and drive until the promise of sleep in a bed in a motel in a godforsaken little town in the middle of … Continue reading

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Let’s Get Physical

I haven’t had a physical in a long, long time.  One of the downsides of moving is the need to find a new physician.  I continue to experience that downside.  I have not selected a new “family doctor,” and I … Continue reading

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Weapons

Here’s what I think about concealed carry laws: if the Second Amendment protects my right to carry a pistol wherever I go, why can’t I also carry a nuclear weapon in the same places? Where do we draw the line … Continue reading

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Seventy

Grass and grain and vegetables get their nutrients from the soil. The plants and animals we eat get their nutrients from grass and grain and vegetables and soil. We get our nutrients from cows and vegetables.  And, ultimately, the soil gets … Continue reading

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Father Google and the Dilemma of Cilantro

It occurred to me yesterday afternoon that some people may have had the same experience I’ve had with cilantro. Maybe both some of the people who read this blog have had a similar experience with cilantro.  If so, I’m here … Continue reading

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Sixty-Nine

There are too many stars to count, but that hasn’t stopped us from trying, has it?

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Curious Questions and Answers

Loneliness and solitude are different beasts. Solitude is invigorating time alone with my thoughts to keep me company. I enjoy my solitude. I seek my solitude. Loneliness is a lack of connection in a room full of people with whom I share … Continue reading

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Sixty-Eight

Every day is a struggle, but it’s better than the alternative.

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The Nude Vegan

I was a participant in a conversation yesterday afternoon that could turn into something interesting. Or ugly.  Well, it already has. Let me explain. Our conversation about blogging took a turn when my friend mentioned she once wrote a blog about vegan cuisine.  I’ve … Continue reading

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