Red Herring

If you make a point, every day, of thinking about and then learning about something of which you know little, you will expand your intellectual horizons.   That’s what I say.

Today, I explored the etymology of the term “red herring.” First, let me commit to what I mean by “red herring.”  A red herring, used as an idiom, is a diversion…something intended to lead someone to a false conclusion about an issue.  In “the flesh,” a red herring is a herring that has been salted and smoked, turning red in the process and possessing a very strong odor.  According to The Fallacy Files, “This is the most general fallacy of irrelevance. Any argument in which the premisses are logically unrelated to the conclusion commits this fallacy.”

According to Wikipedia, which increasingly seems to me to provide bad information, etymologyist Michael Quinlon claims the term “likely originated from an article published February 14, 1807 by a radical journalist named William Cobbett in his polemical Political Register. ”

But other sources, such as the Online Etymology Dictionary, say otherwise.  That source gives its origin to a Parliamentary speech dated March 20, 1782.

Still others have claimed the term’s use to describe a diversion toward a false conclusion can be traced back even further.  

Ultimately, the origin is not as important as the term.  And the term is not as important as the exercise of thinking about it and its history.  There.  I have expanded my intellectual horizons, if only by a slim margin.

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March 30: Thoughts for the Day

I read recently about how to recognize cues that one is under stress. The idea is to “check in on” one’s body to see if there are tightened muscles, clenched fists, furrowed brow, etc. When one identifies those cues, it’s just a matter of affirmatively unclenching and loosening and unfurrowing, and freeing the mind from the triggers that caused the physical symptoms of stress.  It’s as simple as performing brain surgery while driving between trucks on a narrow highway in the dark behind a mud-caked windshield.  But I’ll try.

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Decadence & Guilt

In celebration of the closing on our house yesterday afternoon, my wife and I had a decidedly decadent celebratory dinner at Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House, a longtime favorite place for celebrations.  We went to the original, the only one we’ve ever visited.  It did not disappoint. When I suggested the place, my wife (who is ever frugal and a bargain hunter of exceptional talent) quickly discovered that we could get a free appetizer worth up to $19 simply by signing up for their e-club (which is, I am sure, a means to use my email box as a means of seducing me to return).

I started with a drink, an Old Fashioned, which was OK but not something I’d order again. My wife, who very rarely breaks the doctor’s rules, ordered a glass of house malbec. We selected tuna tartare as the free appetizer, which we shared. It was a delightful mix of finely diced raw tuna, capers, and just a bit of sprouts…tiny things, maybe chia,,,served ib toast points.  It was superb.

My wife selected Del’s Salad and I went for my old favorite: heirloom beefsteak tomatoes and sliced onions, awash in a spectacular bleu cheese dressing.

For the main course, we selected only beef, no sides.  My wife ordered one of the specials of the evening, a trio of 4-ounce filets, each prepared differently and cooked medium, which is her preference.  One was Oscar style, with lump crabmeat topped with bernaise; one was seared with a bourbon & pepper glaze; and one was…something else that I can’t remember. All were exquisite.  My main course was a monstrous prime porterhouse, cooked rare; it was extraordinarily good.  The glass of house malbec I ordered with the meal complemented it perfectly (I tasted my wife’s wine…that taste convinced me to get one of my own).

When the waiter brought the check, I looked quickly at the bottom line; I was stunned and shocked and delighted to see that it was far, far less than I had expected!  But a quick scan of the itemized list revealed that it did not include the liquor.  I called him back to say I would happily pay the check as presented, but thought he might want to add the liquor to the total.  He smiled and said, “Oh!” and rushed away to get a replacement; it was more in line with what I expected.

There was far too much beef for one meal, so both of us got to-go boxes and brought the bounty home with us. This morning’s breakfast will include scrambled eggs with a side of some remarkably good slices of beef!

Though I truly enjoyed last night, I would not make a habit of visiting such places even if I were independently wealthy with not a financial care in the world.  The very high prices on the menu (and Del Frisco’s is by no means the most expensive place around) emphasize and underscore the adoration of wealth.  The atmosphere, though quite nice, is testament to the worship of material wealth.  I would tire of such stuff very quickly; one occasional dose is quite enough for me.  More than that and I would begin to rebel at the conspicuous disregard for how utterly ridiculous it is to spend so much on a meal.  That is to say, such places are for me ONLY places for special celebrations.  Regular visits would tend to isolate the visitors from the real world.

And so I end this effusive appreciation of our meal at Del Frisco’s with an acknowledgement that dining there is a very guilty pleasure, one that underscores the gulf between the haves and the have-nots. I hope Del Frisco’s is very generous with charities; it most certainly should be.

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March 29: Thoughts for the Day

Cynicism and skepticism are valuable attributes, but only when used in moderation.  When they assume the role of life-view, they become cages.

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March 28: Thoughts for the Day

When the urge strikes to get the latest tech device, or any other luxury item for that matter, it’s helpful to take a few moments to try to assign a value between 1 and 10 to that item.  Then, use the same scale to assign a value to the certainty of the sun rising in the eastern sky. Compare the assigned values, then reassign a value to the toy. If the value does not drop, see a psychotherapist.

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Insomnia

For about the fourth night in a row, I awoke last night between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m.  I tossed and turned for awhile, hoping to get back to sleep, but it was to no avail.  I stayed in bed, my eyes closed, for what seemed like an eternity, then checked the clock: 3:45 a.m.  Again, I attempted to sleep. More tossing and turning, another clock check: 4:18 a.m.  Another try and another check: 5:11 a.m.  And again: 5:49 a.m.  Finally, I may have gone back to sleep, though I sort of doubt it; when I saw that the clock read 6:49 a.m., I gave up and got out of bed.

The previous nights were not quite as gruesome.  Once, I got up at 3:15 a.m. and went back to bed around 4:30 a.m., drifting off for awhile before I got up for the day just after 6:00 a.m.  Another night, there were short periods of sleep, punctuated by 45 minute periods of wakefulness.

These episodes of insomnia, I suspect, are the primary contributors to a monstrous headache that has plagued me for the last two or three days.  Though I’m pretty sure it’s a stress headache, brought about by the stress of selling a house and buying a house and renting a house to serve as a temporary home between the two and arranging for packers and movers, it is not helped by the insomnia.  And it’s not helped by the anxiety associated with plans to get the “stuff” we’ve opted to move ourselves (rather than move into storage) from here to there.  The car isn’t big enough and I’m not sure a minivan will do the trick. Even if it does, the move will involve either making a round trip with the van, then another trip with the car, or paying exorbitant fees for a one-way rental and requiring my wife to drive one-way in the car, which is not high on her list of things she wants to do.

If money were no object, I’d hire someone to take our short-term stuff over for us…if I could find someone to do it.

The closing on our house sale is Friday.  I expect the stress will ebb a bit when that’s done. And it may drop a little if and when we reach agreement with the seller on repairs on the house we’re buying.  But if we don’t reach agreement, at least we know we have a place to live temporarily.

Coincidentally, I heard an interview yesterday with a woman who wrote a piece of fiction called “Sleep Donation,” about an epidemic of insomnia in the U.S.  I hope my recent experience with it doesn’t trigger a real epidemic.

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March 27: Thoughts for the Day

Keeping ones’ knives sharp ensures they will be ready when a sharp knife is the only tool that will do.

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March 26: Thoughts for the Day

There is a point at which even the most even-tempered person will snap.  I have no personal experience with this, though, as I am not even-tempered.

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March 25: Thoughts for the Day

If you’re looking for pearls of wisdom, you need not look far.  The world is your oyster. There is insight everywhere. Knowledge ripe for the picking abounds.   There’s no trick to it; just be open to learning from everything and everyone.

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March 24: Thoughts for the Day

Symbols and cymbals both can make quite a lot of racket.

As in “there’s a lot of symbolism in that burning cross” and “there’s a lot of cymbalism in that percussion section.”

I know cymbalism is not a word in this language, but this is my blog and I am free to use any neologism I please.

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Outer Edge of Time

Gaze intently at a rainbow and you will see the outer edge of time.
Look hard. Look into the center of the  brightest ribbon of color.
And there it will be. I’ve seen it a dozen times.

The thing is, of course, it’s only the outer edge. There’s no seeing beyond it.
That should be enough, shouldn’t it, seeing the outer edge of time?
And it is enough. It must be enough.

Gaze intently at your footprint in the sand and you will see the outer edge of time.
Look hard. Look into the center of that imprint of your middle age.
And there it will be. I see it clearly as if it were yesterday.

The thing is, of course, it’s only the outer edge. There’s no seeing beyond it.
That should be enough, shouldn’t it, seeing the outer edge of time?
And it is enough. It must be enough.

Stare in a mirror into your own eyes and you will see the outer edge of time.
Look hard. Look into the center of that open window to your soul.
And there it will be. I’ve seen its shadow there, right in front of me.

The thing is, of course, it’s only the outer edge. There’s no seeing beyond it.
That should be enough, shouldn’t it, seeing the outer edge of time?
And it is enough. But it’s never enough.

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March 23: Thoughts for the Day

Even in the wee hours of the morning, I cannot find a place that’s absolutely quiet, at least not here in my house.  There’s the constant background hum of computers, the whisper of the refrigerator’s fan, the sounds emitted by light bulbs (yes, I hear light bulbs), my own breath…there is no silence.  I don’t know whether I really want silence; it depends on what silence might cost.

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Old Burglary

I listened to an interview yesterday with a criminologist/psychologist who expressed mixed feelings about the death penalty.  During the interview, he mentioned that he once was stabbed in the neck during a burglary while he lived in Turkey. A burglar climbed in the window of an apartment in which the then-student criminologist was staying and responded violently when confronted.

That experience as a victim colored his views of crimes and the people who commit them.  On one hand, he said, he understands that biology and experience can lead people to do things over which they have little control.  On the other hand, he suggested the explanation of why someone commits a crime (even when the criminal cannot control his actions) matters little; the victim deserves justice or retribution.  It was an interesting interview.  The tension between logic and emotion was clearly evident in his comments.

Hearing of a burglar climbing in a window triggered my own memories of such an experience.  My wife (who at the time was my girlfriend) and I were asleep in bed in my apartment in Houston when I was awakened by the sound of the window being opened. Just as I opened my eyes, I saw the curtains part and someone started climbing in the window and onto the desk that was in front of it.  I bolted upright and slapped my hands together in a loud clap, yelling “hey!” as loud as I could.  The would-be burglar retreated and ran.

The afternoon of the day before, we had returned to my apartment after an out-of-town trip and found an unfamiliar sweater on the floor of the clothes closet in the bedroom.  I complained about it to the management office, thinking a member of the maintenance crew had come to my apartment to do a minor repair and had been a bit sloppy.  Someone from the management office came to my apartment and looked around.  She pointed out my broken window; there was a small triangle of glass missing adjacent to the lock and a piece of glass was on the floor. A screwdriver, probably, had been used to puncture the glass and turn the locking mechanism.  Nothing else appeared disturbed.  Nothing was missing.  But the management representative suggested it was probably a burglar, frightened off in the midst of the crime.

She said she would have maintenance replace the window pane the following day.  And they did.  But not before someone, who I assume was the one who had broken in earlier and left a sweater in my closet, attempted to enter the apartment while we were sleeping.

After the incident in which I sent the burglar away with my clap and shout, it occurred to me that he or she (if memory serves, it was a woman’s sweater) probably was in the apartment when we returned the previous afternoon, heard us open the door, and left through the window after we entered the front door into the living room.  And, perhaps, he or she was coming back to get the sweater.

Now, all these years later, I wonder just why someone would have left a sweater in my apartment.  Was the person there to steal my clothes?  Why would he or she have taken the sweater off in the first place?  What possible reason could there have been to break in to my apartment?  I was poor and living month-to-month; I had nothing of any significance to steal.

And I wonder why I didn’t call the police.  Instead, after the burglar retreated, I got dressed and went out looking for the perpetrator.  I remember going across the street to a convenience store and asking if the clerk had seen anyone running out of my apartment complex.  God, I was an idiot!  What would I have done if I’d caught him/her?  Probably nothing.

I think my response to the experience was to put a heavy bar in the window in an effort to prevent someone from sliding the window open.  I was nervous for a while, but my nervousness waned fairly quickly. I don’t want to find out how I’d react to another burglary attempt.

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March 22: Thoughts for the Day

I heard a news story yesterday on NPR, describing how satellite “pings” from Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 were used to infer the jet’s position at specific points in time.  Listening to the explanation of how time-stamps of the pings, coupled with knowledge of the precise position of the satellite at each moment in time, and use of geometric equations made me wish I’d applied myself more during math classes.  Mathematics is such an astonishingly powerful tool, but one I’ve never learned to use properly.

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Feathers

We’re all connected, like the components of a feather.  Have you ever wondered about the parts of a feather?  If so, you’re an inquisitive person.  I’ve wondered.  But it took me sixty years to ask the question, at the right time, with the right resources available to answer the correct question.

I asked the right question, finally, and was stunned by the complexity of the answer. Feathers comprise an array of “parts” that, taken collectively address the majority of the questions I raised concerning feathers.

Feathers consist of barbules, barbs, hooklets, rachis, afterfeather, downy barbs, and calamus (the hollow base).  And there are many types of feathers. There are tail feathers, flight feathers, semiplumes, filoplumes, bristles, and downy feathers.  Feathers, like fingernails and hair, are made of keratin.  So, if my fingernails and hair are made from the same “stuff” as feathers, why can’t I fly?

The answer to that question may be more than I can handle, emotionally.

 

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March 21: Thoughts for the Day

There are days when I feel compelled to express appreciation for good people…people who are nice, helpful, friendly, happy, decent human beings.  Many days.  This is one of them. Tomorrow will be one.  Yesterday was one.  Those days seem to be prolific; they reproduce themselves.  And that is a very good thing.

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March 20: Thoughts for the Day

I read an article recently about a kid who lived with the debilitating disease that ultimately claimed his life. He knew for at least twelve years the disease would rob him of adulthood, but he insisted on enjoying what life he had. When I think about that kid, it occurs to me he had wisdom far beyond his years.

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March 19: Thoughts for the Day

Some days, cleaning the house is an extremely satisfying endeavor.  It’s not just the result, a clean house, that’s appealing; it’s the process.

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Pondering

As I sit here, waiting for the time to arrive to go off to observe and discuss the inspection of the house we’re buying, I fret over the amendment to the contract on the house we’re selling. It’s just a mindless technicality, this new amendment, a bureaucratic hiccup. I fret only because we received the amendment as an email attachment as we were driving over yesterday and we have found it’s not easy to find a dependable place to fax the copy we signed, nor a place to scan a copy so I can email it to my agent.  Fortunately, the woman who rented us a place for the first month…a place to live between closing on the houses being sold and bought…was able to scan it and print a copy. But now that we’ve signed it, it’s hard to find a place to send it back…until after our inspection.

And, so, I’m pondering: are there stress fairies who follow the parties to real estate transactions, attempting to find that one final “thing” that will cause one or more of the parties to begin drooling and howling at the moon?

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March 18: Thoughts for the Day

It is perfectly all right, on occasion, to choose cereal and cold milk instead of a “cooked” meal for breakfast.

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March 17: Thoughts for the Day

I am reasonably confident there will come a time when all human life is a thing of the past. How strange to consider that, one day in the future, the self-absorption which at least in part defines humanity, will be gone.

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March 16: Thoughts for the Day

If I want to feel the influence of gravity from a safe distance, I might want to sit closer to the moon or visit the Bay of Fundy.

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Baby Steps

I was surprised last night to learn that programming of value is available on the Fox Network.  I suppose I’ve allowed myself to identify Fox only with Fox News, which I find abysmally shallow, slanted, and deeply deceptive.  But there are programs worth watching on Fox.  I learned this entirely by accident.  Let me tell you about it.

Late yesterday afternoon, a pretty intense thunderstorm ripped through our area.  I was watching a television news program at the time, supplied to us through DirecTV.  As often happens during severe weather, we lost the satellite signal at the height of the storm. Impatiently changing channels to see if we had at least some usable service, I stumbled on a usable signal, the opening sequences of a science program hosted by Neil DeGrasse Tyson.  I paused to see what I could see and became intrigued by the program.  He offered fascinating comments about the evolution of the earth, the planets, etc.  It was a few minutes into the program that I noticed the symbol on the lower right side of the screen: “FOX-HD.”  I was watching the Fox Network!

Wait, I thought to myself.  I thought all things Fox were right-wing dementia, supplemented by the passionate embrace of all things based in right-wing Christian dogma. Not so.  Tyson is an agnostic. What the hell was he doing on Fox?  I continued to watch and started asking myself questions about how my own biases allow me to pigeon-hole people on the basis of questionable “facts.”

So, the lesson to myself is this: don’t allow bias to color perceptions when facts are at issue. I’m not a FOX convert, but I’ve acknowledged I may have allowed my biases to over-react to bias.  If everyone would make that small step, we might all stand just a tad closer together.

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Routine

I debated with myself about whether I should get up so early.  I won the debate.  It was just before 3:00 a.m. today when I got out of bed, pulled on a pair of shorts and a t-shirt, slipped on my flip-flops, and began my day.  Now, almost three hours later, there is a hint of dim light in the eastern sky and I am working on my third cup of coffee.

Some of the stress associated with our impending move has abated, having learned that everything is “as it should be” with regard to closing on the sale of our house.  But I blame the remaining stress of the move for my inability to stay asleep beyond 3:00 a.m.  It has been seventeen years since our last move and twenty-five years since our last long distance (read: out of state) move.  And this move will be a little like moving twice; first to a temporary, furnished house for a month until we close on the next house, then on to the next house.  Most of our belongings will be held in storage for the intervening month.  Just planning what we’ll need during that month is a chore.  But, stressful or not, we look forward to the move.  It will be the start of a new experience; I’m ready for that!

The morning rituals with which I  have grown so familiar will give way to new ones.  I’ll no longer sit at this desk early every morning; I’ll spend my early hours in a different chair, at a different desk, probably at a different computer.

It’s interesting to think about how little changes might impact my routines.  For example, the master bedroom in the house in which we now live is separated from the kitchen by a small hallway and a large living room and breakfast area, so I need not be too concerned with the noise I make in the kitchen waking my wife.  In the house we are buying, the kitchen is very close to the master bedroom.  I wonder how my routine will need to change to ensure I don’t disturb my wife’s sleep when I get up each morning.  And I envision my morning routine at the keyboard taking place out on the deck when the weather permits, instead of in my “study.”  Fortunately, I am comfortable with change…at least I think I am. Time will tell whether my confidence in my ability to adapt is well-placed.

I am looking forward to changing my morning routine, but anxiously awaiting the time when my new rituals become routine.

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March 15: Thoughts for the Day

When I recall walking barefoot on the beach as a kid, my feet leaving imprints, the memory can be so vivid I almost feel my toes sink into in the wet sand.  When I attempt to recall my time in high school, the memories are so dim and vague it’s hard to think of that time as real.  I wonder whether there’s meaning in those distinct experiences with memory?

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