Author Archives: John Swinburn

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"Love not what you are but what you may become."― Miguel de Cervantes

One Hundred Eleven

Over time, wooden furniture takes on some of the characteristics of the people with whom it shares space. It remembers dinner parties when beverage coasters were not used. Dogs, oblivious to their paws’ power to scratch, leave their marks on … Continue reading

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Sprites

Linda awoke just before daybreak, full of energy and anxious to explore the forest. She jumped out of bed, brushed her teeth, combed her hair, and examined herself in the bathroom mirror. Her straight, shoulder-length golden blonde hair shone brightly … Continue reading

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One Hundred Ten

It’s not the mistakes you make that could be your undoing. It’s the ones you didn’t risk making that will haunt you. It’s the chances you didn’t take, the kisses you didn’t plant, the words you didn’t say. Whether they are words … Continue reading

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When Policy is Based on Bull****

There was a period when Europeans and, later Americans thought tomatoes were poisonous. Scientists wrote about the horrors of the plant and its fruit. According to an online snippet from a book entitled, In Praise of Tomatoes: Tasty Recipes, Garden Secrets, … Continue reading

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One Hundred Nine

The cavernous room is brimming with garish decorations, clearly the work of a drunken wedding planner. An artificial aisle littered with neon-pink rose petals and orange and silver glitter defines the pathway between the rear door and the stage. Dozens of mirror balls hang … Continue reading

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Vice

I bought a bench vise and four cheap frame-clamps yesterday morning at a garage sale across the street from me. It was held at the home of a man who died in his house and was found a few days later. His … Continue reading

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One Hundred Eight

Try not to remove every speck of dust from every flat surface. The absence of flaws suggests artificiality in furniture, floors, and people.

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Old Men Who Turn to Writing

Writing is like a drug; it can be a cure or an addiction. Younger men write to prove themselves, to make their marks on the world. Older men write to find themselves.  They write to learn what mistakes they must … Continue reading

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One Hundred Seven

I have never seen a bird simply fall of out the sky, smashing into the ground. This is, of course, a good thing. I would not want that experience. What I have seen, yesterday in fact, are birds behaving as … Continue reading

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Just Imagine

You’ve read The Book of Imaginary Beings by Jorge Luis Borges, right? Well, if not, you’re in for a treat.  And whether you’ve read it or not, you probably didn’t know that he based the book on stories I shared … Continue reading

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One Hundred Six

Two men passed one another on the street, each giving a nod of acknowledgement to the other.  The taller of the two men, a gambler known as “Sticky” McKie, wheeled around two footsteps later, pulled a forty-five caliber revolver from his … Continue reading

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Uncomfortable Places

Another dream, this one odd and troubling (like so many others). I was a passenger in the back seat of a small SUV driven by a friend. Another person who I don’t think I know was in the front passenger … Continue reading

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One Hundred Five

Every morning, I get up and I write, just a little. I don’t know precisely who I’m writing to. It’s mostly to myself, but not entirely. I’m trying to say something to someone, but I am not sure who, nor what … Continue reading

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Walking Alone

I started college in June, 1972 right after graduating from high school in May. I completed my undergraduate degree in December, 1975.  During the three and one-half years from start to finish, I made a lot of trips home to … Continue reading

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One Hundred Four

If you had known as much yesterday as you know now, so many of the solutions looking for problems would have sorted themselves out with no input from you.

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Curious but Meaningless

This is day number 22,454 of my life, which means I was born 3207 weeks and 5 days ago. I’ve experienced fifteen leap years in my life. I’ve experienced just a shade more than 738 months. I was born on a Wednesday … Continue reading

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One Hundred Three

It was thirty-five years ago today that we—my wife and I—got married. A small group, consisting of a few members of my family and some friends, gathered in her condo, where a Unitarian minister performed a secular marriage ceremony. The … Continue reading

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A Gentleman and a Scholar

A text message exchange with a friend yesterday, which I used to express appreciation for a favor he agreed to perform for me, brought back memories that have remained with me, just under the surface, for years.  My father used to express … Continue reading

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One Hundred Two

I gathered the broken branches and took them to the edge of the cliff. They looked to me like frightened children, separated from their parents. I could not find it in myself to throw them over, so I left them … Continue reading

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Reaching for the Golden Ring

I once stayed a few days in the Golden Ring Hotel in Moscow, Russia, not far from Red Square and the Kremlin. As I recall my room, it was not particularly special by U.S. standards, but it was beyond decent. … Continue reading

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One Hundred One

A wasp trap was the only thing remaining on my shopping list a few days ago, but I couldn’t find it, so I left it on the list, but threw the list away. Unfortunately, the list was on my smart phone. … Continue reading

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Cultivating Ideas

If you have been reading my blog for long, you’re part of an extremely elite (read as: small) group.  That aside, you probably have noted that, often, this blog contains somewhat bizarre, stream-of-consciousness drivel that suggests I may not be a writer … Continue reading

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One Hundred

A line of squalls a thousand miles long approached the coast, the brutal winds anxious to create the chaos we’d hoped so desperately to avoid. It was ghastly to learn that weather can think, that it possesses human emotions.  And … Continue reading

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The Trips Untaken

Our plans for a four- or five-day getaway have fallen apart, thanks to our trust in meteorologists’ forecasts. We had intended to get in the car this morning and decide which direction to go. We might have decided to head … Continue reading

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Ninety-Nine

If you believe nothing else, believe this: you always have the choice of being your own best friend or your own worst enemy.

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