Author Archives: John Swinburn

About John Swinburn

"Love not what you are but what you may become."― Miguel de Cervantes

Caricature of Itself

It’s a concept as simple as any concept can be. It’s been staring us in the face since the beginning of time. But we tend to forget it. We tend to forget its fundamental truth as we go squawking around, … Continue reading

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Two Hundred Twenty-Five

What is it called?  Is there a name for it?  I’m referring to the phenomenon of waking up at 1:35 a.m. and misreading the clock, thinking it’s 5:35 a.m.  Then, getting out of bed, taking the obligatory pee, going to … Continue reading

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Explosive Ideas in My Head

This quote from Dorothy Parker rings true with me: “If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The … Continue reading

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Two Hundred Twenty-Four

My wings are missing this morning. I am relatively sure I can no longer fly. But I can pretend, which is the next best thing. If reality doesn’t suit me, I have alternates readily available.

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Struggles

The town of Struggles corroborates its name. The business district is an amalgamation of boarded-up shops, derelict buildings, and weed-infested lots punctuated by an occasional “open for business” sign placed by hopeless romantics with delusional dreams. Struggles, Arkansas was named after … Continue reading

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Unintended Information

Every so often, I’ll visit the websites of newspapers published in other countries, just to get a flavor for what’s considered news in other places. The “snark” one finds in some of these newspapers is on par with Fox News, though … Continue reading

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Two Hundred Twenty-Three

I haven’t tried it, but I wonder how Spanish tapas and dry sherry would taste for breakfast? I think it’s the sherry that has me a little concerned. I’ve never liked booze in the morning (with the very rare exception of a bloody … Continue reading

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A New View

Today, I am having my right eye amputated. Not really. I’m just having the lens in my right eye removed and replaced with a bionic lens. That is, I’m having cataract surgery. When I first went to the ophthalmologist early … Continue reading

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Two Hundred Twenty-Two

We place our trust in people we don’t know because we have no other reasonable choice. Even doing one’s “due diligence” is no guarantee that the doctor or lawyer or electrician will perform well. We simply trust. And, then, we … Continue reading

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Not Asking Much

I require little of myself, other than to eat and breathe and spend time with my wife. In other words, I am a slacker, a retiree with few demands on his time. I am a man with few concerns to … Continue reading

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Two Hundred Twenty-One

I wonder whether I could assemble a group in Hot Springs Village—people who enjoy spicy food—to regularly venture out to restaurants to explore spicy stuff and/or gather at individuals’ homes to make and eat spicy dishes? The answer, of course, … Continue reading

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Dilapidation

When my wife and I are in our wanderlust modes, we tend to follow back roads just to see where they take us. One such exploration, a few months ago, led us down a gritty, pothole-marked road to an even … Continue reading

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Two Hundred Twenty

Superficial thinking is dangerous thinking. It allows determinations without foundations. It breeds certainty where doubt should reside. Shallow, perfunctory explorations of ideas may permit us to claim we have examined issues but, in fact, we have only scratched the surface, leaving understanding to … Continue reading

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New York, New York

I have neither the patience nor the inclination to make this travelogue as rich and full as it could be; the trip was all that and more. But this will serve as a reminder of our 2015 trip to New … Continue reading

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Copper Dime

I don’t know what prompted me to do it. What motivates a ten-year-old boy to invest time and energy into something which, in hindsight, was such a ludicrously bad return on investment? I suppose it’s the same motivation that provides … Continue reading

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Two Hundred Nineteen

I looked out my window yesterday morning and, through the trees, saw a silver sky polished with sunlight. For just a moment, the trees and the sky and the small portion of my neighbor’s driveway that was visible to me … Continue reading

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The Other Man

It was just shy of eleven in the evening and he felt defeated and useless. He had been writing for a few hours, but what he’d written did not have the desired effect. It was not suitable as a balm for a fractured soul. The … Continue reading

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Two Hundred Eighteen

I had heard the term “the Vapors” around Hot Springs several times, but it wasn’t until yesterday, when I happened upon a woman with whom I share space at the National Park College pottery studio, that I learned a little … Continue reading

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Limping Home

After a day of long waits, flight delays, traipsing from LaGuardia to National in DC (changing planes and being transferred between gates by a bus stopped to allow a plane to refuel) to Chicago O’hare (changing terminals and planes while … Continue reading

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Two Hundred Seventeen

I wonder: Would the super-rich (let’s use the cliché and call them the top one percent) be willing to give up just one half of their wealth if, in so doing, they could assure that every human being on earth … Continue reading

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Vacation Coming to a Close

So many things left unseen, undone, unexperienced. That’s how vacations go, isn’t it? The energy required to see all the sights, go to all the places on the list of “must sees,” and explore all the places heretofore unseen is … Continue reading

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Two Hundred Sixteen

I envy people who look graceful when they dance. A genetic flaw, I am convinced, is responsible for my awkwardness when I try, and fail, to dance.  But, then, that awkwardness may be more obvious when I dance in public … Continue reading

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Homelessness on My Mind

Some days are ugly. Some days are hideous. But if those days are  disturbing, just think how their corresponding nights must be sinister and unsettling in the extreme. Several days this past week have been stifling. As I walked through … Continue reading

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Two Hundred Fifteen

I recognize the hypocrisy in me when I express appreciation for access to—and buy—all sorts of foodstuff that comes from Asia, then object to trade agreements that negatively impact workers in the U.S. I wonder if others who share my hypocrisy … Continue reading

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The City

I can imagine living in the city, right in the heart of the city, waking early to seek out breakfast from street vendors or little hole-in-the-wall dives that open early so they can capture every possible customer in their efforts … Continue reading

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