Bad poetry smothers empathy with a pillow of ill-formed phrases.
Bad poetry digests the imagination the way a snake eats a rat.
Bad poetry causes people to drown tires and slash kittens.
Bad poetry leads to spiritual poverty and financial ruin.
Bad poetry repeats themes and screams phrases.
I am an expert; I write bad poetry.
By Jove i think he’s got it? 🙂