Have you ever felt a little woozy, like your head and face and arms are melting? Oh, you thought I meant “felt a little woozy” as in put my hands on a woozy, didn’t you? It would be unseemly for me, or anyone for that matter, to feel a little woozy in that way. I’m shocked that you would even think it. Stunned may be a better word. But, then, how does one measure the worth of one word against another?
This post will self-destruct in less than twenty-four hours.