Who the hell was this Gregory fellow, the ne’er-do-well who introduced us to the Gregorian calendar? I loathe his artificial mechanism for controlling time; it can’t be done, at least not legitimately!
He fills my days with appointments, when all I want is a hammock and a sea breeze, the scent of coconuts and papayas, and a splash of lime. Yet another reason to grumble about the Catholic church, as if there weren’t reason enough, already.