Category Archives: Fiction

Beneath the Robes

I cannot know for certain, but I suspect people who haven’t seen me since they knew me twenty years ago would recognize me today. It’s not so much my face they would recognize. Rather, it’s the person behind the face. … Continue reading

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Guys Like Me are Mad for Mermaid Meat*

Buried deep in my subconscious are recollections of what must have been a torrid love affair with a mermaid. My gustatory passion for creatures who spend their lives in the sea betrays that obscure secret, hidden beneath waves of recall that pound my psyche … Continue reading

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Manisha

He swallowed the mouthful of god-knows-what, the food intended to cover the razor blade and dull the pain as it sliced its way through my throat and into his esophagus. It did its job. He paid more attention to the flavors of … Continue reading

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Fulcrum

Fulcrum gazed at the bathroom mirror, marked with water spots and bits of toothpaste flung from his mouth during yesterday’s energetic attempts to brush away the taste of the previous night’s experiment with bourbon and sloe gin.  He stood staring at his reflection, illuminated by an ancient fluorescent … Continue reading

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Garcia

The Greyhound bus slowed and the driver coasted toward the intersection.  Finally the diesel-belching beast came to a halt. The driver, a guy I’d swear must have been pushing eighty, pressed a button and the door swung open with a loud … Continue reading

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Tin Soldiers and Nixon’s Coming

At 1:43 a.m. on the morning of March 18, 2012, Jennie Mae Elquart’s loathing of police officers blossomed into fully formed hatred. Jennie Mae’s youngest son, Nixon, erupted from his mother’s womb during a late-night traffic stop on a flooded highway. After Nixon’s good … Continue reading

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Found

I lumbered up the slight incline of the trail as it came to an end at the shoreline. The lake covered only ten acres, if that. A bench, placed at trail’s end by an environmental organization, invited me to sit and stare … Continue reading

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Bald-Headed Assessment

I awoke quite early this morning, long before the sun would begin to nudge the darkness aside, replacing it with smudges of grey fog-laden daylight. I made a cup of coffee and held it in my hands. Too warm, I thought to … Continue reading

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¿Son Otras Inquisiciones?

A year or so ago, I revived an old idea of mine, one I had conceived years ago. I had not acted upon the idea because the cost to do so was beyond my financial means at the time. But the … Continue reading

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Struggles

The town of Struggles corroborates its name. The business district is an amalgamation of boarded-up shops, derelict buildings, and weed-infested lots punctuated by an occasional “open for business” sign placed by hopeless romantics with delusional dreams. Struggles, Arkansas was named after … Continue reading

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The Other Man

It was just shy of eleven in the evening and he felt defeated and useless. He had been writing for a few hours, but what he’d written did not have the desired effect. It was not suitable as a balm for a fractured soul. The … Continue reading

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Schlu

The schlu are far more advanced than humans, which is not surprising since they have had far longer for evolution to work its magic. The first schlu traversed the river valleys of their planet ten million years before the first human … Continue reading

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Out to Sea

Two men walked side by side, along a cold, windswept path, never saying a word to one another. Occasionally, when a dried Russian thistle tumbleweed rolled across the deserted highway in front of them, they exchanged glances, but no words were … Continue reading

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Exercise in Hopelessness

What would you call it?  A daydream? A fantasy?  I don’t know. Whatever you call it, though, I think all of us, every one of us, should have one.  I suspect it won’t be comfortable. In fact, it might be … Continue reading

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Stones

I entered through the monstrous wrought iron and glass front door of the house, in spite of having been told to enter through the kitchen door in the garage. Entry through a garage is just too casual, in my opinion, … Continue reading

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Manhattan Project

The empty streets of Manhattan, Kansas, captured on live internet video cams, seemed surreal to Connor Embleman. Not a living soul stirred in the city that, one week earlier, was home to fifty-six thousand people. Though the streets were absent … Continue reading

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Surgical Misstep

Camber Morton’s head rested on a cushioned metal circle, exposing the back side through the circle.  He fidgeted while the anesthesiologist adjusted the gadget affixed high up on the back side of his shaved head. A nurse had taped his eyes shut … Continue reading

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Protector

Hearing the door rattle, Little Darby Tiptoe lifted his head and sat perfectly still. When it rattled again and he heard the groan of the hook and eye latch, straining to hold the door shut, he sprang to his feet … Continue reading

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Still Endangered

With David’s foot tucked back safely in his flip-flop, it was Lisa’s turn to misbehave. She slipped the sandal off her right foot, reached under the table with her leg toward David’s leg, and brushed her foot lightly against the side … Continue reading

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Endangered

David’s habit of inelegant dress annoyed Lisa Benther. Shorts, a t-shirt, and flip-flops were fine for the beach but were entirely unsuitable for wearing to lunch. Yet, there he was, sitting across the table from her at Kangaroo, one of … Continue reading

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Climbing

I left the house at 4:30 a.m., slipping into the dark garage as quietly as I could so as not to wake my daughter’s dog, Winchester. When Winchester is awakened before his natural time to shake off the night’s sleep, … Continue reading

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Peeling Back the Veneer

“Your writing is driven by your attitude of personal prestige, an air of disdain for others. It’s stuck in the middle of that unearned sense of superiority you so readily use to belittle the real emotions people feel. You’ve become … Continue reading

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Set-Up Vignette

Epistolary love affairs didn’t have the same ferocity as those conducted in the flesh. At least that’s how Jeremiah Scotland saw it. He’d been involved in both and preferred the latter, as they were more satisfying, in the physical sense. Yet he … Continue reading

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Someone Else’s Tastes

Yesterday, I sat at the dining table, looking out at the trees swaying in the breeze and the ranch down below.  I was eating lunch, which consisted of a tin of smoked mackerel drizzled with Sriracha sauce and spears of cucumbers. I realized, … Continue reading

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Driving Miss Crazy

The first Ford Fascista came off the Mountain Pine, Arkansas assembly line on November 29, 2026, five days ahead of schedule and twenty years to the day after Mountain Pine effectively died when Weyerhaeuser shut down its plywood and veneer … Continue reading

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