I Need Hands on My Body

Posted on February 24, 2015 by John Swinburn

WANTED: Full-body massage, followed by regular hour-long back-rub leading to focused manipulation of hands, feet, and back of head and upper neck.  Willing to pay up to one hundred million dollars, or trade for the eternal rights to my soul, for the right experience.  I will require a one-week trial period before committing to the promised compensation.

About John Swinburn

"Love not what you are but what you may become."― Miguel de Cervantes
This entry was posted in Health. Bookmark the permalink.

Converse with me...say what you think!

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.