The Offender

Dogs like Amish jalapeño jack cheese.  All right, I’ve made a blanket statement that may not be true.  One dog, in particular, likes Amish jalapeño jack cheese.

Last night, we had dinner with friends.  She cooked wonderful German pork chops with sauerkraut and spatzle.  We brought an American dry reisling to go with the meal, along with two kinds of jalapeño jack cheeses to snack on before dinner, over drinks.  One of the cheeses was made with yogurt and one, the Amish version, more traditional.  We all agreed we preferred one over the other.  All of us, that is, except the dog.

After dinner, as we sat in the living room chatting, the dog, who henceforth shall be known as the Offender, managed to climb inside the canvas bag into which my wife had placed the now-wrapped cheeses, taking one out. We discovered this after said Offender had unwrapped and begun eating the cheese.

Upon discovering this, the cheese was removed from the Offender’s possession and disposed of in a dignified manner.  The Offender remains at large.

About John Swinburn

"Love not what you are but what you may become."― Miguel de Cervantes
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